We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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