I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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