Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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