i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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