Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
vagina is talking i cant
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So. Much. Porn.
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