no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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