OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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