She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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