um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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