This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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