So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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