Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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