I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I have post one night stand depression
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