We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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