I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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