Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
