wrigley field is MILF paradise
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
handjob tips. give me some.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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