I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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