Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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