Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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