I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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