i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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