i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Randomize
