I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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