I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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