question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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