do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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