So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
