Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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