I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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