Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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