Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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