Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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