Three words: puerto rican gang bang
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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