Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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