Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
