Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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