there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
me + whiskey = a bad person
The dick lei will go down in squad history
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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