turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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