he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
When are your genitals available?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
