Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
