i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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