I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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