he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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