no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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