? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You work out of a Hotel?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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