I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Success! We fucked roommates!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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