If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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