I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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