ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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