Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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