nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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