love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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