Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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