Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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